I was just thinking...the top of the plunger on a soap dispenser has to be the dirtiest place in the world, doesn't it? I mean, you're getting soap because your hands are dirty, and what do you touch? Soap plunger. You might argue that the faucet handle is just as bad, but look, you're washing your hands, you might adjust the temperature or flow a little, then you turn it off. So the faucet gets your clean hands on it. But not the soap dispenser! America, go clean your soap plungers.
Friday, July 08, 2005
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- Name: Mateu
- Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
Stampeding Caribou dislodged the ice floe where I had been frozen for 71 years. I landed on the shore of Īles-de-la-Madeleine where a motel manager promptly gave me a job cleaning bathrooms. After three years of saving tips and stealing change left by lodgers, I paid my way to America. Seeking toilet scrubbing work in Owego, NY, I accidentally boarded a bus to Lake Oswego, OR. Now I live in Portland.
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